20 Jul 2006 at 12:37
Beware the of the WHITE VAN (ice cream “truck”)
When I was a kid, the vehicle of choice for child molesters, kidnappers, etc was always a white van. The schools would send notices home to parents telling them that some men in a white van were seen approaching kids. I’ve found this to be true for other regions of the country as well. Perhaps some chemical in the brains of these miscreants of society causes them to purchase white vans!
Anyway, I was walking to the PATH this morning when I saw this ice cream “truck” parked on 5th between Hudson and Washington. One of the window was removed and it has ice cream stickers all over it. AND IT’S A WHITE VAN!!! That has got to be the most ghetto ice cream vehicle I’ve ever seen. Although the shopping cart to shave ice cart conversions up in Washington Park in Union City are close. Maybe some child molester decided what better way to attract the youngins than with ice cream.
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